Since 2010 our TV screens have been packed with reality shows that follow the
lives of young guys and girls in different parts of the UK. You’re going to get
a quick guide on how to chat to girls from some of the most popular regional
reality shows including Made in Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex, and Geordie
There’s no denying that the girls on these shows are gorgeous but would you know
how to chat with singles in Newcastle, or Chelsea, or Essex? If you’re hoping to
pull yourself an Amy Childs, Charlotte Letitia, or a Caggy Dunlop you really do
need to nail the local chat. Here’s the lowdown:
The Chelsea Girl
What she looks like – She will be very well turned out with perfect hair,
cashmere jumper and designer handbag.
What to say to her – If you want to chat to girls in Chelsea you’d better tighten
up that enunciation. She’ll want to know that you’re successful and well
educated. Tell her about your days at boarding school and how well your diamond
business is doing.
Buy her a drink? – There’s an unspoken rule that you can’t chat to girls in
Chelsea unless you offer to buy her a drink. Go for a bottle of Champagne or a
The Essex Girl
What she looks like – Essex girls are all about big hair, big smiles and bling.
She’ll be tanned and adorned with false eyelashes, false nails, and maybe a
little tiny pooch.
What to say to her – If your mission is to chat to girls in Essex and be
successful, make sure she can understand you. Don’t be too intellectual and
remember to use words like ‘reem’, ‘well jel”, and ‘totes’.
Buy her a drink? – Most Essex girls will probably go for the Champagne but rather
than vintage Crug, they’ll be happy with a Rose Champagne; it’s pink and
The Geordie Girl
What she looks like – Whatever the weather, your Geordie girl will be wearing
very little. There’ll be heels, short skirts, tight tops, and lashing of false
What to say to her – There’s a good chance that you won’t have to say anything.
She might just ‘tash on’ with you because you’ve got a decent six pack. If you
do need to chat to single girls in Newcastle, just make sure you’re funny.
Buy her a drink? – Line up a load of shots on the bar and shout her over, she’ll
probably drink yours as well. Do be careful what you say though or she might
just swill you with your own pint.
Are you brave enough to put yourself to the test? Set up your chat box and
chat to girls in Newcastle, Essex and Chelsea right now.