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A first conversation can make or break a new relationship. It can make you either feel comfortable or it can end up in long uncomfortable silences.

The best way to overcome that dreaded first conversation is to use ice breakers, something that can lighten the mood so you can both get rid of your tensions. If you can both get over the initial intro and make the chat more light hearted and fun then you are already onto a winner.

So how do you put yourself and the person you are chatting with at ease? Simple, just use the funniest chat up lines you can think of. This may sound silly but you would be surprised how many men and women react brilliantly to funny lines as a way of breaking the ice. It generally makes them feel comfortable and more open to talk.

With this in mind, let's talk about funny chat up lines so you have the ammunition to make your dating conversations fun and relaxed.

Funniest Chat-up Lines

How was heaven when you left?

If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together.

Are your legs hurting because you have been running through my mind all night long?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

Your name must be Gillette? The best a man can get.

Is there an airport around here? Because my heart is taking off.

There is a gap in your life, mind if I fill it!

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you are a fox!

The trick with funny chat up lines is to make the other person feel comfortable. They need to be delivered in a way so neither of you will be put off. Make the tone light and cheeky when using funny chat lines and ensure your chatting partner understands that you are just lightening the tone; the last thing you want is for your prospective partner to be put off.

Keep Your Chat Funny

Approach tApproach the conversation with the view to use funny lines as a way to break the tension. Doing so will put your chatting partner at ease and will make the conversation more light hearted. Having fun is a great way to make sure that you will get a date at the end of your chat.

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