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Great chat up lines, yep something every girl and guy wants in their locker to pull out at the right moment so they can gain the interest of the person who has caught their eye.

The problem with chat up lines is that many are stinkers and are more likely to put girls and guys off rather than entice them to get to know you more.

Lads you know the score, gone are the days when you could simply say “Grab your coat love, you’ve pulled” or give a girl ten pence and say “Ring your parents and tell them you’re not staying at home tonight”. In fact to lower the tone further there was a time when you could pass two girls and say “Hello dream boat” but when the less attractive one turned round and you would say “Not you shipwreck” - these lines simply will not do anymore!

Girls, while the lads have got it harder, so have you. Many of you may still be trying some old favourite lines like “Did you fart? Cause you blew me away” or “You are the hottest thing since sunburn”. Sorry to say girls, the guys just won’t take the bait nowadays.

These chat up lines just don’t cut the mustard no longer. A more dynamic approach is required, an approach that involves great chat up lines combining wit and humour with clever delivery.

So what are these great chat up lines? We have compiled a whole repertoire of great chat up lines for you to use in the UK. To make this even easier, we have broken them down by great chat up lines for girls and great chat-up lines for guys.

Great chat up lines for girls in the UK

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Is your name Gillette? The best a woman can get.

Do these look real? – You don’t need to think about where you’re pointing!

You know, my lips won't just kiss themselves.

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven when you left?

Great chat up lines for guys in the UK

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Is there an airport around here? Because my heart is taking off.

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

Great chat up lines only work when used in the correct context. It is all about having fun. This is even more important when chatting by phone, as body language is out of the window and you rely on tone and delivery. The trick is to pick the right moment and deliver the lines with a cheeky tone in your voice. That way you make sure your chatting partner knows you are having a laugh and simply trying to break the ice.

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