Have you ever been in a club or bar and had a guy come on to you with the world’s
worst chat up line? We have all been there, yes, even guys have had useless, awful chat up lines used on them. Girls can deliver bad lines too.
What are the worst chat up lines that you have come across? Well, read our selection
of awful chat up lines.
Some of the worst chat up lines
”Is your dad a baker? Because you have got nice buns!”. One the girls tend not to
like as you are clearly looking at their chest rather than anywhere else. Yep I
have used this one once in a club in Leicester and the result was that I ended
up with a red hand mark on my cheek (that is a slap by the way!)
Now, none can be worse than this one. YouNow, none can be worse than this one.
You see two girls or guys walking alone, you shout out “Hello dream boat”, but
the one you are not interested in turns around, so you say “Not you shipwreck”.
Needless to say you are probably going to ruin one person’s night and in the
same instance clearly put off their friend, that you were interested in!
Another pretty bad one that guys have been known to use on girls is the age old
"Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on
my bedroom floor!" Yep this one is a little full on and you can be sure that the
answer will pretty much be, “In your dreams”, followed by a few choice names!
Here is another line which guys might find funny, but girls won't. Yes, while you hope it may sound like you are bragging, the truth is many girls are likely
to think the opposite after this one, come on fellas, why would you say -
"McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...!"
The final one to mention is one I have heard said to a girl before, but how the
guy thought he was going to get a date the Lord only knows! Imagine you are in a
club or bar and someone walks up to you and says "Damn, you're ugly! Did you hit
every branch on the ugly tree when you fell off and then climb back up for
seconds?". Do you think this is going to bag you a date and some late night fun?
Doubt it sunshine!
Never use bad chat up lines
Never use bad chat up lines. Chat up lines are meant to be a subtle ice breakers, not derogatory comments. Don't make the
person you are chatting to feel uncomfortable or they might just make a quick
If you ever do try any of the above chat up lines and you succeed, please do come
back and tell us how. Alternatively, just try them on our chat phone lines!