If you’re lucky enough to be one of those guys that is exceedingly good lucking,
charming, intelligent and has the gift of the gab, then you don’t need any lines
to pick up a girl, right?
If you’re still reading you’re probably just a normal guy who stumbles over his
words when confronted with a beautiful girl, stammers out something about Star
Wars or football, and then runs away to hide in a hole. It’s okay to use lines
to pick up a girl though, pick up lines build the foundations of the dating
scene, and even your dad probably used them back in his prime.
My first piece of advice for picking up girls though, is don’t take dating advice
from your dad, unless you want a date with someone like your mum.
Need some lines to pick up a girl?
I’ve got some for you. The key to delivering a great pick up line is to do it
with a bit of confidence. A line that gets a laugh will have the most success,
without a doubt. Match the line to girl and you’ll be on to a winner. Try a few
of these for size, pick the ones that you feel most comfortable with, then go
out and let loose on the female population.
‘Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?’ - Oldie but
goodie, should get you at least a smile.
‘You look a lot like my next girlfriend’ – Simple, to the point and just a wee
‘I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?’ – If it goes wrong just
insist that you really are writing a phone book.
‘If I follow you home, will you keep me?’ - Try it but it might make you look
like a stalker, it will only work if you’re extremely cute.
‘Would you say yes yet or do you need more to drink?’ – Could go either way, you
might be straight in there or she might let you get her a drink and chat to her.
That’s just a few to get you started, the best pick up lines for girls are the
ones that you come up with on your own or with your mates. If you’re usually a
sweet guy, don’t try some down right filthy line that your buddy Paul uses,
stick to something that works for you instead.
Once you’ve got your chat up lines down, get out there and try them out, or
perfect your delivery by chatting to girls online. You’ll soon
find out what works best when you try your lines to pick up girls on real