Along with every dream lady in phone chat forums, there’ll be a few dragons that you should avoid. What you need to know is how to recognise when you’ve come across a Miss. Don’t Go Near, and how to give her the quick brush off. Stereotypes exist because, unfortunately, there are women out there that fit the box.
Here’s a quick guide to spotting phone chat monsters and how to avoid being reeled in by them.
The Gold Digger
What she’s like – All she wants is a man to look after her, spend all his money on her, and take her to nice places. She will be well preened and have a wardrobe full of designer labels.
What she’ll say – One of her first questions inWhat she’ll say – One of her first questions in your phone
chat will be to find out what you do for a living, followed quickly by
fishing for how much you earn.
Give her the brush off – Tell her that you have a heinous amount of debt, huge
maintenance payment to make, or that you’re unemployed. just come out of a long term relationship and wants someone to replace the lover that she has lost.
What she’ll say – She will be quick to tell you about how her last boyfriend really broke her heart. She’ll insist that she is over him but will talk endlessly about their relationship.
Give her the brush – Tell her that you have never been able to commit to a relationship yourself. For good measure throw in a story about how you unceremoniously dumped your ex.
The Feminist
What she’s like – Miss Feminist loves to get involved in all sorts of protest, be it political, religious, or whatever else. Thing is, she doesn’t really know anything about anything.
What she’ll say – She’ll go on and on about women’s rights, equal opportunities, paying half the bill, and how men think they’re so superior.
Give her the brush off – Just be your own chauvinist self and she’ll soon go off you. Make it clear that you’re a firm believer in traditional gender roles.
The Walking Insecurity
What she’s like – She needs constant reassurance that you like her, that you’re iThe Walking Insecurity
What she’s like – She needs constant reassurance that you like her, that you’re
interested, and that you’re not speaking to other women on phone
chat.
What she’ll say – She’ll bitch constantly about other girls, celebrities, and
eventually your mother and your sisters. ou hate it when women aren’t independent.
The Tease
What she’s like – She’s usually every man’s fantasy until he shows some interest in her. She looks good, says the right things, and aims to please.
What she’ll say – Whatever she thinks you want to hear to make you fall in love with her.
Give her the brush off – Make out like you are totally not interested, even if you are. Miss Tease only wants you if you’re showing her attention.